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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪

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♪ Hello ♪

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Hello.

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Mr. Moe, you're accused of
assaulting your two roommates

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with intent to commit mayhem.

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You mean murder!

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And he also tried
to kill us too.

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Yeah, you ought to hold him
on a habeas corpusle.

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Yeah, that's telling them, kid.
Yeah.

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Quiet!

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This complaint states that you

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attacked the plaintiffs
with this.

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States Exhibit A.

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You admit this is
your property, do you not?

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Well, Your Honor,
do you mind if I look at it?

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You see, I had my name carved
somewhere on the...

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A born killer, eh?

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Sit down!
But, Your Honor,

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if you let me tell
my side of the story...

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You mean you have something
to say in extenuation?

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Oh, not that. No, no.
Not that, Your Honor.

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You see, I had a good reason.

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Were you ever indicted?

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Not since I was a baby,
Your Honor.

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But I'm a sick man.

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A very sick man.

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And I've had two very serious
operations.

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And this one here
for crushed grape seeds.

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Right here.

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Oh, I have one exactly
like that.

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You have?
Yeah.

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Let me show it to you.

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Look. See here?
Oh, that's a bum job.

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That's like hem stitching
with a picot edge.

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Sit down, we'll continue
with the testimony.

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As I said before, Your Honor...

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You see, Your Honor,
I'm a very sick man.

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Firstly, my creditors
closed up my business.

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Secondly, I have to pay $10,000

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or they'll put me in bankruptcy.

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And because of that,
I had a nervous breakdown.

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So only a few days ago
I was terribly sick,

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and my doctor said
I must have quiet.

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Absolute quiet.

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Quiet.

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Quiet!

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Quit stomping around.

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Scat!

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Oh, my nerves.

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Oh.

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I must have
106 and seven-eighths.

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Quiet!

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Quiet, you imbeciles!

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Hey, Joe, did you see my slide?

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No.

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Maybe it flew in there.

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Let's look.

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Hey, Moe, did you see
a trombone slide?

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No, but I see a dream walking.

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Moe!

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My nerves.

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Gee, what a sorehead.
Yeah.

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What did you expect?

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My creditors put me out
of business,

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then I have a nervous breakdown

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and all you guys do
is make it worse.

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You know my doctor said
I must have quiet!

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Moe, what you really need
is the quiet of the country.

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Yeah, Joe's right.

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Just picture
the beautiful country.

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The babbling brook,

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the murmuring of the breezes
through the threes,

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the mooses and the meeces.

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And the fresh air.

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Moe, it'll make
a new man out of you.

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Sounds pretty good.

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Sure, can't you just see it?

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Hunting and fishing.

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And at night, the open campfire.

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And, far away in the distance,

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you hear the call of the wolf.

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That's the wrong wolf.

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Not so loud.

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Don't tell me. I know...

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Don't yell at me.
Now, look, I...

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That noise.
The noise.

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The noise, the noise!

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Now you made him nervous again.

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Oh! Oh, quick.

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Quick, my medicine.

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My pills.
Medicine.

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Larry.
All right, take it easy, Moe.

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Take it easy.

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That ought to cure him.
Or kill him.

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We better get packed.

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Hey, grub is ready.

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Come on, sit down, fellas.

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Oh, boy, am I hungry.

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Hey, it's a good thing
we found this deserted cabin.

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Hey, this area is fine
for hunting.

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How do you know?

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Well, I just saw a sign
outside that says

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"fine for hunting."

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Oh, fine for...

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Oh.

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Have some bread.

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Oh, thank you.

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Ooh, scrambled eggs.

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And don't touch them
until I come back

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with the fried potatoes.

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Hey, Joe, I forgot the sugar.

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I'll go get it.

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You worm.

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Where's your manners?

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Why didn't you leave me
some of the eggs?

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I didn't touch them.

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No, you did,

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and don't make matters worse
by lying about it.

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If this happens again,
I'll gauge your eyes out.

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I'll tear your tonsils out
three at a time.

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Oh, shut up!

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Big boss.
Always telling us what to do.

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Don't do this, don't do that.

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Pardon me.
What did you say?

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I said, oh, shut up.

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Now, now you know what I mean.

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Ooh!

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At least I'll get my rightful
share of the potatoes.

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I didn't do nothing!
No, you didn't do nothing.

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You ate everything
but the plate.

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Now you guys, make my breakfast.

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Boil me some noodles
and fry me some eggs.

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Go on!

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Okay, you fry the eggs,
I'll boil the noodles.

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You're gonna eat noodles
for breakfast?

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All right, make it spaghetti.

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Oh, that's different.

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How do you want your eggs?

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Sunny-side down,
and don't turn them over.

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Sunny-side over,
and don't turn them down?

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This guy's nuts.

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Where's that fresh honey?

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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

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Ah.

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If there's anything I like
better than honey and ketchup

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it's bologna and whipped cream,
and we haven't got any.

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I'd love that.

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Spaghetti is ready...

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Oh!

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What the...?

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Spaghetti.

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You stupe. Birdbrain.

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Moe, there's...
There's... There's...

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You imbeciles,
what's the matter with you?

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There's a b-b-b-bear
in the window.

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You're wacky, there's no bear
in any window.

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There is too.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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You're right.
There is a bear out there.

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Here. You boys go out
and shot him.

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I'd go too,
but my nerves won't let me.

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I haven't got the nerve, either.

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Larry, you get him.

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All right, I'll go.

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But if that bear kills me
I'll never talk to you again.

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Come on, Joe.
I'll be right behind you.

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You see anything?

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No.
Then what are you waiting for?

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Go ahead.

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Look at me shake,
and I've got the chills again.

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Oh, my.

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That bear sure disappeared fast.

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Get him, the bear.

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Ouch!

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Oh! Ow!

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Hey, Moe, what do you know?

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The bear got away.
Yeah, but you won't.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Hey, somebody's
starting our car.

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Either I'm dreaming or
I flipped my lid completely.

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Oh, my nerves, my nerves.

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Hey, fellas. I just saw
a bear drive our car away.

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He put his arm out
to make a turn.

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Oh, oh.
Come here.

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Come here.
Just sit down.

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Yeah.
Relax, Moe.

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Relax, he says.
I see bears driving cars.

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I need $10,000.

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Oh, I wanna go home!

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Moe, sleep.

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Sleep, Moe.

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Shh.

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I'll brain him!
I'll brain him!

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Cut out that shooting
or I'll brain you.

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This is the sheriff.

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I'm after Mad Bill Hiccup.

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The bandit.

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Yeah, and you're not
gonna get me, either.

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Oh...

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They're driving me crazy.

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Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Oh, my nerves.

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, my nerves.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, you're squashing me.

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Joe, Larry.
Help.

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Get off him, you big lummox.

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He's sick.
What's the idea?

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Come on, Moe. Take it easy.

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We'll get you there.

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That's it.
Don't get nervous.

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There you are, Moe.
Take a big swig of that.

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Attaboy.

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One false move
and I'll drill you guys.

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Listen, you!

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What?

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Just listen.

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- You can't do that!
- Oh?

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- What are you doing?
- Come on, fatso.

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Cut it out...

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Yipe!

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Stick 'em up or I'll blast you.

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Yeah, stick 'em up
or he'll blast you.

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Say, that's a nice gun
you have there.

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Yeah, I got it
form my bar mitzvah.

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Let me see it, will you?

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Sure.

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Oh!

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Hey, what are you trying
to do? Break his gun?

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Get back there, you...

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I'll get that rat.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ooh!

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Ooh, that hurts!

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Ooh!

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Get around
or I'll really hurt you.

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Sheriff, come get this guy.
We got him.

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All right, don't move.

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Hurry, hurry!

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Oh, nice work, fellas.

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And I might add
very profitable too.

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There's a $10,000 reward out
for this guy.

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Ten thousand dollars!

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Now I can pay my creditors.

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Oh, boy.
Sheriff, that's wonderful.

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Thank you, sheriff.
Very much.

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Oh, I gotta hug you for that.

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You fools!
He got away!

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He got away.

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Now we won't get the 10 grand.

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You nitwits.

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I'm gonna chop your heads off.

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No!
Please.

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Why you...

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No, please.

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No, Moe, please.

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No, wait, no.
No, no.

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I can explain the whole thing.

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I'll chop your head off.

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No, no, no!

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Now my doctor says
I'll have to go back to bed

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for six months.

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I find the defendant not guilty.

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Case dismissed.

269
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Thank you, Your Honor.

270
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:01,520
You're entirely welcome.

271
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,789
Do you mind if I have Exhibit A
back again, Your Honor?

272
00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:05,257
Certainly not.
Help yourself.

273
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,592
Thank you, Your Honor.

274
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,026
He's got political pull.

275
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,095
How do you like that?

276
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:10,129
Yeah.
Oh, boys.

277
00:16:10,153 --> 00:16:11,230
Just a minute.

278
00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:12,764
Don't talk to me, I'm mad.
Me too.

279
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:13,832
So am I.

280
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,667
Oh! Oh!

281
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,625
Oh, look.

282
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,607
Oh, it's a good thing
I got a hard head.

283
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,742
Oh, my nerves.

284
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:24,810
My nerves.

285
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:25,877
My nerves.